why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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