Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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