I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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