i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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