Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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