I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I deserve this hangover.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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