you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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