when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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