Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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