Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
be right there i have to get my cape
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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