what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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