That's intense
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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