Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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