I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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