I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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