chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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