so that wasnt chicken after all
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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