Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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