It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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