Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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