in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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