oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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