Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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