I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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