spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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