Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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