between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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