How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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