So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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