Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
