You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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