Your tits are I can't wait for
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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