So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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