i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
even my farts smell like vagina
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Randomize
