I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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