He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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