Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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