So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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