Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Actions speak louder than pants.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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