I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
She's like a pop up book from hell.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
A+ Viking dick
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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