I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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