I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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