Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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