The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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