I hope mine doesn't look like that
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
