we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
How external is "for external use only"?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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