he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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