Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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