Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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