He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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