So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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