Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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